Wouldn’t it be so cool to be a duck!

-Rob Taylor (I wouldn't trade rob for the world)

Sorry Rob, you just don’t have the legs for a toga

-Me

So you’re a girl...how’s that working out for you?

-Tim Herndon

I have my own corner of the internet where I can write my heresy

-me

Maybe you just weren’t meant to write agricultural space tragedies

-Lucas in Love

So if you’ve been very focused, not spending all your time drinking milk!

-Greg Trull (in reference to the Farrar/Van Guilder Olympics)

Yeah I have to brush my tummy hair

-Rachel Kriens

I'll kick you in the pagan music

-Chris Mann

But Rob, you’re not a mail lady

-Jacob Bullock

Anything’s alright if it’s done in a lab

-Rob Taylor

But if everyone was a prostitute, it wouldn’t work

-Josh Womack